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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 11, 2006 10:20:20 GMT
situation: was on the beer with work last night and after attending a number of venues 3 of us ended up in coppers for the last hour (thought i saw curly there sweating, perhaps i was mistaken  ). it was myself, another bloke and a fat munter - lovely girl, but a fat munter - who neither of us are ever going to touch and i'm pretty sure we've made that obvious in the past. 2.30 on the dancefloor scoping, throwing shapes, giving the mince pies to all and sundry yet style is being seriously cramped by the 3rd member of the group (not me). there was also the gentlemanly element of not wanting to leave this bird on her own as she's a decent sort. surely she should have copped the situation and fooked off home (or hopped on some random bloke) and left us to the task in hand? any thoughts on this type of scenario? preferably from a male viewpoint. female views will be read but not necessarily taken seriously. |
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Post by bondage on Aug 11, 2006 10:29:26 GMT
Hey you've done worse I'm pretty sure?  ? Since when has bodysize shape been a scoring criteria for you? Anyway the sam I know is not gentlemanly so presumably this is a hypothetical situation? Fook it she's a co worker and a munter.....2 reasons to say you cant assualt her tonsils so tell her you're horny as fook and need to blow you're load. If she's sound as you say she is she'll understand. |
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Post by therock67 on Aug 11, 2006 11:02:30 GMT
In that situation it's surely up to either you or the other bloke to take a bullet for both of ye and hop onto the large lass. Then she's happily occupied and the other lad is free to follow his heart.
I'd be surprised if she wasn't hanging around in the hope that one of ye would eventually get bored and turn your attention to her. I'd say she's well used to feeding off scraps.
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 11, 2006 11:16:43 GMT
In that situation it's surely up to either you or the other bloke to take a bullet for both of ye and hop onto the large lass. Then she's happily occupied and the other lad is free to follow his heart. I'd be surprised if she wasn't hanging around in the hope that one of ye would eventually get bored and turn your attention to her. I'd say she's well used to feeding off scraps. normally that would be the protocol but you haven't seen this bird.....she ain't pretty and we both knew the other wasn't taking that big a hit for the team - a bloke would need weeks to recover. she was definitely hanging around for a bit of action as any time one of us sneaked off to scope the talent she'd appear in between us and the potential target.....pretty annoying now that i think about it |
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Post by bandage on Aug 11, 2006 12:10:37 GMT
Sam, stop trying to kid on to everyone that you've got standards. I've seen you with some munters down through the years. Your best score was probably your sister. That is all.
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Post by toonarmy on Aug 11, 2006 12:33:51 GMT
sam, your record speaks for itself. You've probably had the munter and her sister at the same time. And perhaps her mother too..........
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Post by humbug on Aug 11, 2006 12:58:11 GMT
Jumping on grenades is all well and good...god knows Steamboatsam has been doing it for long enough even when there has been no call to do so. But you cannot jump on a grenade when that unit is a work colleague.
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 11, 2006 13:34:07 GMT
can i just clarify again that i did not, nor had any intention of ever jumping on this so called unit. i was merely complaining about the fact that it wouldn't fook off and thus prevented me from jumping on another, perhaps even bigger, unit.
thank you
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Post by curly on Aug 11, 2006 14:09:21 GMT
I think a good idea would have been for you to say you were going to the toilet, your mate to say he's going to the bar, and then for both of you to "get lost"...coppers is such a mess she'd never find you....and no self-respecting girl would hang out there on her own, so she would have probably hung around for 5 minutes, been mauled by 5 rotten looking sweating muckers, and then legged it in a jo-maxi..problem solved.
BTW...i do not hang around in coppers, and I do not sweat!!! Horses sweat, men perspire and ladies GLOW!!!!
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Post by therock67 on Aug 11, 2006 14:42:24 GMT
....and no self-respecting girl would hang out there on her own, What makes you think this girl was self-respecting? I don't think you've been following the thread all that closely. |
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Post by curly on Aug 11, 2006 14:54:17 GMT
there was also the gentlemanly element of not wanting to leave this bird on her own as she's a decent sort. Did you spot that bit?!!  |
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Post by hen14 on Aug 11, 2006 15:00:03 GMT
Humbug - grenade or no grenade, a work colleague is there to be jumped on!! What else are they good for? Conversation!!!
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Post by therock67 on Aug 11, 2006 15:14:00 GMT
she was definitely hanging around for a bit of action as any time one of us sneaked off to scope the talent she'd appear in between us and the potential target..... She may be a decent sort but I doubt she's self-respecting. Plenty of sound birds have no respect for themselves - it's one of their endearing traits. Nothing worse than a munter who is full of herself. |
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 11, 2006 15:41:45 GMT
she gave the excuse that she had never been to coppers and was obviously pretending she didn't know the story with 2 blokes heading in there at 2.30. pathetic imo and i doubt any self respecting bird would have a gut the size of this one. at least she's jolly, as the saying goes
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Post by hen14 on Aug 11, 2006 15:55:05 GMT
I don't know what your problem is, she sounds right up your alley!! I wouldn't mind meeting her anyway..
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Post by corleone on Aug 12, 2006 2:44:08 GMT
Not even the tide would take her out no?
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Post by bandage on Aug 13, 2006 11:25:30 GMT
Myself, steamboatsam and hen14 were down the 51 yesterday. Anyway, these two American birds start drinking with us - both of them drinking pints of Guinness - and then they chug back a full pint each and dare us to do the same. Can't remember what beer we were drinking as we allowed corleone the honour of choosing each round but the 3 of us started to neck back the pints. Hen14 and myself finished up ours only to see sam give up half way through. Drunk under the table by 2 American birds. Shameful. Although in fairness to sam he did swap email addresses with the stronger of the 2 birds!
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 13, 2006 19:58:32 GMT
Not even the tide would take her out no? persil wouldn't shift her. i wouldn't get up on her to climb over a ditch. if she asked me for a double entendre i wouldn't giver her one. |
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 13, 2006 20:12:51 GMT
Myself, steamboatsam and hen14 were down the 51 yesterday. Anyway, these two American birds start drinking with us - both of them drinking pints of Guinness - and then they chug back a full pint each and dare us to do the same. Can't remember what beer we were drinking as we allowed corleone the honour of choosing each round but the 3 of us started to neck back the pints. Hen14 and myself finished up ours only to see sam give up half way through. Drunk under the table by 2 American birds. Shameful. Although in fairness to sam he did swap email addresses with the stronger of the 2 birds! i knew better than to knock any pint pulled by corleone i had to resort to swapping emails 'cos hen14 is possibly the worst wingman ever - i even gave him first refusal on the hot bird. At this stage bandage was wretching on our laneway after previously falling asleep on the bar. quote of the night in d2 hen14: "Sam, can you take that fat bird over there so i can try score her ugly mate" surprisingly given our charms and 13 hrs drinking the night ended in a scoreless draw |
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Post by hen14 on Aug 14, 2006 13:10:17 GMT
Worst wingman ever?? I spent an hour and a half chatting to some wooden plank who had a fookin jockey which she wasn't even willing to unseat for a quick no strings attached session of pulling and dragging! How sad is she?? I'm assuming she was a lesbian!
Just to point out, steamboat sam had already destroyed the jacks in the 51 with the contents of the half pint he managed to knock!! So Corleone, you now know who the culprit was!!!
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Post by steamboatsam on Aug 14, 2006 15:43:42 GMT
the forum is no place for trading petty insults......ya big nosed fook!
i always assumed the wooden planks were well gamey for a bit of slap 'n tickle with the irish boys, regardless of some preppy high school quarter back jockey at home. have i got them all pete tong?
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Post by timofte on Aug 14, 2006 22:10:04 GMT
Not even the tide would take her out no? persil wouldn't shift her. i wouldn't get up on her to climb over a ditch. if she asked me for a double entendre i wouldn't giver her one. You wouldn't ride her into battle |
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). it was myself, another bloke and a fat munter - lovely girl, but a fat munter - who neither of us are ever going to touch and i'm pretty sure we've made that obvious in the past. 2.30 on the dancefloor scoping, throwing shapes, giving the mince pies to all and sundry yet style is being seriously cramped by the 3rd member of the group (not me). there was also the gentlemanly element of not wanting to leave this bird on her own as she's a decent sort. surely she should have copped the situation and fooked off home (or hopped on some random bloke) and left us to the task in hand?
? Since when has bodysize shape been a scoring criteria for you?
