Sticky

[steamboatsam]

this is in honour of sticky....presume he's stilll alive. was woken up this morning by bandage (not sure if he came into my room or just rolled over and nudged me) with my pants quite literally around my ankles.....no idea what was going on but i was (and still am) pretty drunk. just thought i'd share that with the forum.

[stickywithoutjam]

Stickywithoutjam is alive & well.

He was on a tour of Europe, explaining to our fellow EU citizens how you literally can be sticky without jam- not all of our continental cousins were impressed, especially with my pants around my ankles. AHOY.

[whyohwhy]

CHOP CHOP CHOP

[bandage]

Was walking past sam's bedroom this morning (he's my housemate - I didn't hook up with him last night) and noticed the door was wide open. The sly devil hasn't come home last night I thought to myself - he must have pulled some complete munter in Copper's or somewhere. I peeked in to confirm my suspicion but was surprised to find sam slumped there in a drunken state. Sam was awoken by presence (lovingly watching him sleep as I sat on the end of the bed!), roused himself a little and exclaimed, 'fookin' hell my trousers are down around my ankles.' Quite amusing.

Was also awoken in the small hours by my other house mate butchering the song 'Hallelujah' in a very aggressive manner. Not sure if he was attempting the Leonard Cohen original or some other version.

The above are some of the reasons why I don't drink on school nights anymore.

[whyohwhy]

bandage said:

Sam was awoken by presence (lovingly watching him sleep as I sat on the end of the bed!), roused himself a little and exclaimed, 'fookin' hell my trousers are down around my ankles.' Quite amusing.

Define 'roused himself a little'.

How appropriate that a thread in honour of Stickywithoutjam has now degrade into gay inuendos!