Post by timofte on Jul 13, 2006 18:42:21 GMT
Raging Bull:
1. "Your mother sucks fuckin' big fuckin' elephant dicks. You got that?"
2. "They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass, that's why!"
3. "That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm answering. I'm not tellin' ya anything."
Goodfellas:
4. "What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
5. "Hey Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head, you know that?"
My Cousin Vinnie:
6.
(Judge) You're on drugs?
(Pesci) Drugs? No, I don't take drugs.
(Judge) I don't like your attitude.
(Pesci) What else is new...
(Judge) I'm holding you in contempt of court.
(Pesci) Oh, that is a fuckin' surprise.
(Judge) What did ya say?
(Pesci) What?
(Judge) What did you say??
(Pesci) What did I say, what?
Leathal Weapon 2:
7. "She's got a great body. She makes me wanna buy rubbers."
8. "Ok, ok, ok. All I did was, I laundered a half billion dollars in drug money, ok?"
Casino:
9. "You're fuckin' warned don't ever go over my fuckin' head again, you motherfucker you!"
10. "You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you!"
11. "You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?? You'd better get your own fuckin' army, pal!"
12. "I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I like to get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
13. Some of the above quotes can be heard on the following link www.martin-scorsese.net/henancius/pesci/sounds.html plus there are alot more on the website.
I planned on doing a Pesci/Pacino/De Niro thread with their classic quotes but I found Pesci had so many I just left it at that. I'm sure the others have dozens of good quotes too so if anyone want to start up a thread in their honour feel free.
As for my favourite I think I'm going to go for number 12 as apposed to 4 which I'm sure will be many peoples favourite. Other close ones for my vote include 3, 7 and 9 as I think they say it all about the way Pesci has been cast in films over the years. Fooking brilliant.
DT
1. "Your mother sucks fuckin' big fuckin' elephant dicks. You got that?"
2. "They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass, that's why!"
3. "That's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm answering. I'm not tellin' ya anything."
Goodfellas:
4. "What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
5. "Hey Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head, you know that?"
My Cousin Vinnie:
6.
(Judge) You're on drugs?
(Pesci) Drugs? No, I don't take drugs.
(Judge) I don't like your attitude.
(Pesci) What else is new...
(Judge) I'm holding you in contempt of court.
(Pesci) Oh, that is a fuckin' surprise.
(Judge) What did ya say?
(Pesci) What?
(Judge) What did you say??
(Pesci) What did I say, what?
Leathal Weapon 2:
7. "She's got a great body. She makes me wanna buy rubbers."
8. "Ok, ok, ok. All I did was, I laundered a half billion dollars in drug money, ok?"
Casino:
9. "You're fuckin' warned don't ever go over my fuckin' head again, you motherfucker you!"
10. "You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you!"
11. "You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?? You'd better get your own fuckin' army, pal!"
12. "I think in all fairness I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I like to get up nice and early take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you and um, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody at the bank. And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma and guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again 'cuz i'm fuckin' stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
13. Some of the above quotes can be heard on the following link www.martin-scorsese.net/henancius/pesci/sounds.html plus there are alot more on the website.
I planned on doing a Pesci/Pacino/De Niro thread with their classic quotes but I found Pesci had so many I just left it at that. I'm sure the others have dozens of good quotes too so if anyone want to start up a thread in their honour feel free.
As for my favourite I think I'm going to go for number 12 as apposed to 4 which I'm sure will be many peoples favourite. Other close ones for my vote include 3, 7 and 9 as I think they say it all about the way Pesci has been cast in films over the years. Fooking brilliant.
DT
