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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 14:33:01 GMT
Considering the use of rhyming (Cockney) slang in everyday life (and this board), I got to thinking about em, bit disappointed that I could only think of 18 of the top of me head.
What are the others?
1 Tom Hank A Wank
2 Thomas the Tank A Wank
3 Jo-Maxi A Taxi
4 Ricky Gervais The Face
5 Apple Tart A Fart
6 Dickie Rock The Cock
7 George Best A Vest
8 David Sole Hole
9 Pearl Harbour ‘Nasty Nip in the Air’ (weather)
10 Jackie Chan A Tan
11 The Battle cruiser The Boozer
12 The Sub The Pub
13 Jimmy Riddle A Widdle
14 Dog and Bone The Telephone
15 Trouble & Strife The Wife
16 Dustbin Lids The Kids
17 Brad Pitt A Shit
18 Ned Kelly The Belly
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Post by stickywithoutjam on Jun 15, 2006 14:36:06 GMT
Point of Order
19. Joe Baxi- taxi, although only corrupt minds say "Baxi", usually Belfasties, this in wrong I can assure you- but should be added to the lexicon.
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Post by stickywithoutjam on Jun 15, 2006 14:36:51 GMT
Point of order
13. Jimmy Riddle- piddle NOT widdle
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Post by stickywithoutjam on Jun 15, 2006 14:38:13 GMT
20. Johnny Cash- Slash
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 14:39:28 GMT
Point of Order 19. Joe Baxi- taxi, although only corrupt minds say "Baxi", usually Belfasties, this in wrong I can assure you- but should be added to the lexicon. Jo Maxi was a tv programme on SOUTHERN television. Fuck off back to england |
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 14:40:03 GMT
Point of order 13. Jimmy Riddle- piddle NOT widdle Stop being so pedantic |
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eamo
Ger Loughnane
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Post by eamo on Jun 15, 2006 14:41:42 GMT
Great thread WOW - Exalt
The Eamo family have a few we use
19. Celestine Babyaro - A biro
20. Oleg Blokin (ex Russian footballer) - joking. i.e. I am only Oleg Blokin
21. Gui Forget (French tennis player) - forget. i.e. I dont know, I Guy Forget
22. Aime Jacquet - jacket. Where's my Aime Jacquet?
23. Claudio Ranieris - runners. Where's my Claudio Ranieris?
and my personal favourite after an ex Torino footballer, Walter Casagrande
24. Walter - grand. Everything is Walter
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Post by stickywithoutjam on Jun 15, 2006 14:43:10 GMT
That was Joe MAX you Anglophobe- you're the only with an Imperial sport on YOY tag  . "Baxi" is a valid contribution- I said I believe it is a weak contender but I have heard it numberous times, so much so, I cannot discount it |
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Post by pagey on Jun 15, 2006 14:48:04 GMT
Eamo you are taking the piss right?? They don't even rhyme.
Winnie The Pooh - A Jew.
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Post by Ball Ox on Jun 15, 2006 14:50:13 GMT
Sky Rocket: Pocket
Ham and eggs: Legs, "she wanted to see his ham and eggs"
Charlie Nicolas: Ridiculous
Having a giraffe: a laugh
Barry White: A shite, as in "im goin for a Barry White"
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 14:52:11 GMT
That was Joe MAX you Anglophobe- you're the only with an Imperial sport on YOY tag . "Baxi" is a valid contribution- I said I believe it is a weak contender but I have heard it numberous times, so much so, I cannot discount it It was Jo-Maxi you fooking twat. Imperial sport - Irish success |
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Joe Brolly
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Post by pagey on Jun 15, 2006 14:55:36 GMT
Herbie Hyde -A ride.
Cream Cracker - Knacker
Wolfe Tone - Phone
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 15:02:02 GMT
Jam Jar - Car
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Post by stickywithoutjam on Jun 15, 2006 15:03:12 GMT
That was Joe MAX you Anglophobe- you're the only with an Imperial sport on YOY tag . "Baxi" is a valid contribution- I said I believe it is a weak contender but I have heard it numberous times, so much so, I cannot discount it It was Jo-Maxi you fooking twat. Imperial sport - Irish success Joe MAX is also a show, BAXI is a valid (although weak) contribution, you are a cow lick- prick |
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Post by lyonsee on Jun 15, 2006 15:04:46 GMT
How about Slash - Slash? Am I playing this game wrong? |
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Ger Loughnane
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Post by eamo on Jun 15, 2006 15:05:18 GMT
Eamo you are taking the piss right?? They don't even rhyme. Winnie The Pooh - A Jew. They crack me up though.... rhyming is overrated |
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Post by lyonsee on Jun 15, 2006 15:07:59 GMT
Donald Trump - a dump
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Post by Ball Ox on Jun 15, 2006 15:10:25 GMT
Few hints, few hints: Few pints
Anoint: a pint
Jam jarred: locked
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Post by jimmyhillschin on Jun 15, 2006 15:11:28 GMT
Joe Rope - A smoke
Diddly dory - story
dog and bone - phone
A free kick favourite:
few hints - few pints
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Post by Ball Ox on Jun 15, 2006 15:12:26 GMT
Hit and miss: a piss
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 15:13:33 GMT
It was Jo-Maxi you fooking twat. Imperial sport - Irish success Joe MAX is also a show, BAXI is a valid (although weak) contribution, you are a cow lick- prick Well Jo MAX doesnt rhyme with Taxi!! Jo MAX - Tax (happy now?) Stickywithoutjam - Fucking gobshite |
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Post by steamboatsam on Jun 15, 2006 16:04:14 GMT
top ten hits - tits
forrest gump - dump
mi wadi - body as in "a cracking mi wadi"
chowoddywoddy - body
andy cole - hole
ashley cole - hole
hale & pace - face
chevy chase - face
rhythm & blues - shoes
nat king cole - hole, as in "i got my nat king last night"
franny lee - gee
nanny mcphee - gee
jimmy magee - gee
johnny giles - piles, as in a dose of the....
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Post by whyohwhy on Jun 15, 2006 16:39:06 GMT
Willie Thorne - Porn
Shane Warne - Porn
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Post by iamthelaw on Jun 15, 2006 22:27:54 GMT
yeah it was really annoying me during the first England game (hardly heard his name mentioned in the second), kept thinking the commentator was using the rhyming slang. very disturbing. |
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Post by timofte on Jun 16, 2006 2:37:27 GMT
Tin of fruit - Suit
Daniel Day - Luas
Jimmy - Luas
Karl - Luas
Phil Taylor - Dart
GAA - GAY!
Pat Rafter - See you after
Peter Pan - Tan
Harry and Frank - Wank
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