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Post by bandage on May 11, 2006 14:23:23 GMT
Learning to drive is an absolute c**t. I've been given homework, have to draw a diagram of where the gears are positioned without going out to the car and copying it. Great buzz this morning watching the first ball of the summer being bowled. Good to see Tres back in form after his personal problems over the winter and a pleasure to watch Murali in full flight - what a legend! Gonna head to Croke Park on Sunday to see whether us Wexicans will be facing Meath or Louth next. Despite their Div 2 victory and media build up I'd still expect Meath to be too strong for Louth. Literally cannot wait for our involvement to begin though it's always generally followed by massive disappointment and vows never to go again. Fook it though - there's something special about the championship. BTW our minor hurlers were comprehensively beaten by Carlow in the Leinster QF last weekend, This followed on from two defeats against Dublin and KK in the round robin section to decide seedings. Our minor footballers were also brushed aside easily in their 3 games and it's the first time in 90 years both our minor teams have been knocked out this early. There is a crisis in Wexford GAA - we badly need one (or both) our senior teams to give us a boost. A Leinster football title is more likely imo with Dublin and Laois on the other side of the draw. Finally. it's absolutely roasting in Wexford, reminds me of St. Tropez or somewhere - the strawberries are ripening up nicely too.
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Post by steamboatsam on May 11, 2006 14:48:30 GMT
not surprising the hurlers were thoroughly embarrassed seeing as the local c'ship doesn't start until July each year. fookin ridiculous.
it's been said so many times before and still nothing has been done about it - the malaise in wexford hurling is purley down to the shower of incompetent cnuts in the county board. i firmly believe that until every single one of those pricks is turfed out and replaced by young informed GAA people, Wexford will win neither a senior nor minor all ireland hurling title.
i'm actually going to compose a letter to convey my anger......might get pointers from yourself bandage after your stinging criticism of Gerry McDermot.....any reply from the fook?
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Post by therock67 on May 11, 2006 15:18:09 GMT
it's been said so many times before and still nothing has been done about it - the malaise in wexford hurling is purley down to the shower of incompetent cnuts in the county board. i firmly believe that until every single one of those pricks is turfed out and replaced by young informed GAA people, Wexford will win neither a senior nor minor all ireland hurling title. i'm actually going to compose a letter to convey my anger......might get pointers from yourself bandage after your stinging criticism of Gerry McDermot.....any reply from the fook? I firmly believe that until the county PRO is given the boot Wexford will never develop. Time and again we are reassured by this sycophantic mouthpiece that all is rosy in Wexford when we know it not to be the case. Get him off the county payroll and let him fester away in O'Reilly's beloved Wexford People.
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Post by steamboatsam on May 11, 2006 15:38:53 GMT
it's been said so many times before and still nothing has been done about it - the malaise in wexford hurling is purley down to the shower of incompetent cnuts in the county board. i firmly believe that until every single one of those pricks is turfed out and replaced by young informed GAA people, Wexford will win neither a senior nor minor all ireland hurling title. i'm actually going to compose a letter to convey my anger......might get pointers from yourself bandage after your stinging criticism of Gerry McDermot.....any reply from the fook? I firmly believe that until the county PRO is given the boot Wexford will never develop. Time and again we are reassured by this sycophantic mouthpiece that all is rosy in Wexford when we know it not to be the case. Get him off the county payroll and let him fester away in O'Reilly's beloved Wexford People. the aforementioned PRO is the skidmark on the underpants of Wexford GAA
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Post by eamo on May 11, 2006 15:49:24 GMT
Learning to drive is an absolute c**t. I've been given homework, have to draw a diagram of where the gears are positioned without going out to the car and copying it. Finally. it's absolutely roasting in Wexford, reminds me of St. Tropez or somewhere - the strawberries are ripening up nicely too. Some great stuff there Bandage. I would pay to see you drawing a picture of the position of gears in a car. I love the blatant use of the stereotype in the last line there as well.
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Post by cully on May 11, 2006 15:50:29 GMT
having spoken to bandage about his driving, i firmly believe that his inability to see over the steering wheel will pose problems for the future, i recommend a cushion of sorts.
smashing day up in our nation's capital, but the question must be asked, where have all these good looking birds been for the winter?
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Post by stickywithoutjam on May 11, 2006 15:57:14 GMT
Bondage, are you trying to draw the gearstick of an automatic car? (its sunny in Dublin today, wear yer shades)
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Post by therock67 on May 11, 2006 16:00:22 GMT
having spoken to bandage about his driving, i firmly believe that his inability to see over the steering wheel will pose problems for the future, i recommend a cushion of sorts. How about a cushion of shorts instead? A nice little pair of briefs with a couple of inches of padding built into the arse and they'd allow him to look over the wheel just fine. Would be handy for wearing to croker and stuff like that as well.
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Post by steamboatsam on May 11, 2006 16:03:44 GMT
having spoken to bandage about his driving, i firmly believe that his inability to see over the steering wheel will pose problems for the future, i recommend a cushion of sorts. smashing day up in our nation's capital, but the question must be asked, where have all these good looking birds been for the winter? The birds one sees in Ireland between May and September are actually completely different to the pale frumps that inhabit our shores during the colder months. It's all a deliberate ploy by failte ireland to attract tourists - hundreds of hotties have been busy tanning themselves on Meditteranean shores for the past 6 months preparing to be wheeled into the country once tit monday is declared; simultaneously the frumps are shipped back to Greenland to make that hole as unpleasant as Ireland is during our winter months.
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Post by stickywithoutjam on May 11, 2006 16:07:06 GMT
Nice theory Steamer.
I think "Primetime Investigates" did a special on the issue on Monday night.
You are getting my next exalt...in fact my first ever exaltation.
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Post by whyohwhy on May 11, 2006 16:08:00 GMT
Has Tit Monday been officially declared?
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Post by steamboatsam on May 11, 2006 16:18:56 GMT
Has Tit Monday been officially declared? yes it was a few weeks back, around the 20th april i believe but i cant remember the exact date.....i'm sure it was recorded somewhere
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Post by bandage on May 11, 2006 18:30:14 GMT
not surprising the hurlers were thoroughly embarrassed seeing as the local c'ship doesn't start until July each year. fookin ridiculous. it's been said so many times before and still nothing has been done about it - the malaise in wexford hurling is purley down to the shower of incompetent cnuts in the county board. i firmly believe that until every single one of those pricks is turfed out and replaced by young informed GAA people, Wexford will win neither a senior nor minor all ireland hurling title. i'm actually going to compose a letter to convey my anger......might get pointers from yourself bandage after your stinging criticism of Gerry McDermot.....any reply from the fook? Good stuff there Sam - it's truly ridiculous. At the underage AGM last winter it was decided to run the football off first and start the hurling in July. You have the county minor management team trying to pick a team based on last year's performances - how can you judge a player based on his activity 12 months ago? A few trial games are totally inadequate when all the other major counties (as well as the likes of Carlow) are playing competitive club games. If you look at the other side of the coin our footballers should then have been primed and bang in form but they were hammered by the likes of Wicklow and Carlow so what's going on there? Really demoralising. Some people are blaming our dual county status for the problems, e.g. cross over of players on both minor teams who are also playing Leinster Colleges in both codes along with minor, U-21 and either senior/intermediate/junior with their clubs causing player burn out. But I don't buy that (even though my career ended at 16!). It's more down to disorganisation and contempt within the county. We are now belatedly appointing a Director of Hurling to liaise with the schools and clubs - a Director of Football should be appointed immediately also - to promote better and structured coaching and to work with the underage county development squads. We also need more ex-players getting involved with the teams - it's encouraging to see the redoubtable Liam Dunne taking over the U-16 hurlers but there's a large degree of apathy out there (it took ages to get anybody to coach the minor footballers this year for example). We also need to get the timing right with regard to championships. I don't want to see us turning our back on one of the great games like Kilkenny have shamefully done, however it would make sense to run 3 rounds of minor hurling games over 3 consecutive weeks and then revert to football for 3 weeks and back to hurling again etc etc. This doesn't mean we are flitting between games week on week and allows a player to build up some degree of momentum in each code in the 3 week bursts. There's much more that could be done if we all thought about it for a longer time - Sam, I look forward to your letter. I can PM you the email address of the Wexford GAA office if you like? Re my driving travails - enjoy your quips but I will be up speed in no time at all. I don't intend putting the brakes on at all and expect to accelerate my progress over the coming days. Apologies for the length of the post but again, it's been freaking me out! Oh yeah, Gerry hasn't replied yet - he's been too busy hopping on the Terry Dixon bandwagon so that's Robbie down to #6 on his list then! Oh yeah, oh yeah - bought the new Wexford jersey. Not as vile as the Gaelic Gear one but not the best either.
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Post by bandage on May 11, 2006 18:36:02 GMT
Learning to drive is an absolute c**t. I've been given homework, have to draw a diagram of where the gears are positioned without going out to the car and copying it. Finally. it's absolutely roasting in Wexford, reminds me of St. Tropez or somewhere - the strawberries are ripening up nicely too. Some great stuff there Bandage. I would pay to see you drawing a picture of the position of gears in a car. I love the blatant use of the stereotype in the last line there as well. Hey Coach, you can blow me after practice!
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Post by cully on May 12, 2006 14:43:31 GMT
get your head out of bandage's arse eamo will you
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Post by eamo on May 12, 2006 15:28:57 GMT
get your head out of bandage's arse eamo will you Still there
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Post by bandage on May 16, 2006 11:30:46 GMT
get your head out of bandage's arse eamo will you Still there 'Jealousy is cruel It treats you like a fool' --Damien Dempsey--
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