was rushing to the bank and to the adult shop on capel street when I thought I needed a fart so i done one but it wasnt really a fart it was a no 2 - skitters -so I walked back to work like john wayne -anyway got to the toilets and to my amazement there was no mess -it was either a warning or a phntom skitter - anyway I didnt take the warning and skittered my boxers in the cubicle so i had to bin them in the bins at the toilet and now im sitting at my desk in commando