I found something amusing

[bandage]

Some guy on the huddleboard posted a message there looking for advice about a girl and this other dude responded with the following:

'How about "I'm not really too good in situations like this and sometimes it's hard to show my true feelings, so i've written this rap for you...".'

Can't quite figure out why but I think it's one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Tears rolling down my face funny. Some of the other replies are top drawer stuff too. This is what we need to aspire to.

[timofte]

whats the link?

Perhaps you should set up an agony aunt thread for all those star crossed lovers out there!

[bandage]

Thinking of setting up a poetry corner if there's interest. Here's the guy's rap in Scottish speak anyway:

boo boo ba boo boo boo
get down, y'all
c'mon , hah, you know it
ha
you feel it............

ahve kent ye noo fur a number of years
yeve seen me happy yeve seen me in tears
ye know ahm skint , aint goat no loot
so ahm back atcha tae gie ye the root

ahve goat a loat a lovin tae gie you
ahll pump ye sare till yer black an blue
ahll slide tae the left, your world ahll rule
ye cin stroke ma bunnet , an bite ma tool

this raps fur you so take a note
ahm gonnae soart yer biffaf wae ma scrote
ahl be aw over you like a tramp eatin chips
an ahll bring the clamps jist fur your nips

Link is www.thehuddleboard.com/hb/showthread.php?t=197024&page=2