Post by Ball Ox on May 26, 2006 8:13:51 GMT
Anyone goin the harbo tonight for a few hints?
Jam jars chicken wings.
On a dark desert Friday
Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of wedges rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to go for a sh!te
There he stood in the doorway
He left a smell
And I was thinking to myself
Man, this jacks smells like hell
Then he pulled the handle
And the sh!te flowed away
There were voices in the corridor
I thought I heard them say
We’re going to harbourmaster
Such a lovely place (for a few hints)
Such a lovely place (for a few hints)
Plenty of room at the harbourmaster
Any time of year (for a few hints)
Any time of year (for a few hints)
You can find us here (for a few hints)
You can find us here (for a few hints)
Hes had few now and he’s twisted
he’s dizzy and got the bends
He's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That he’d like to grope
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Barman
Please bring me my beer
He said
in not serving you while youre standing out there
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the harbourmaster
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the harbourmaster
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis, lots of girls and boys
Mirrors on the ceiling
They got Bulmers and ice
We are all just visitors here eating wings, theyre nice
And in the masters chamber they gather for the feast
They eat the wings with there dirty hands, and don’t think about the grease
Lat thing I remember I was running for the door
It was eight o clock, couldn’t drink much more
Relax said the barman we are programmed to receive,
But its actually 12.30 now, and you must leave.
(solo)
Jam jars chicken wings.
On a dark desert Friday
Cool wind in my hair,
Warm smell of wedges rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to go for a sh!te
There he stood in the doorway
He left a smell
And I was thinking to myself
Man, this jacks smells like hell
Then he pulled the handle
And the sh!te flowed away
There were voices in the corridor
I thought I heard them say
We’re going to harbourmaster
Such a lovely place (for a few hints)
Such a lovely place (for a few hints)
Plenty of room at the harbourmaster
Any time of year (for a few hints)
Any time of year (for a few hints)
You can find us here (for a few hints)
You can find us here (for a few hints)
Hes had few now and he’s twisted
he’s dizzy and got the bends
He's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That he’d like to grope
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Barman
Please bring me my beer
He said
in not serving you while youre standing out there
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the harbourmaster
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the harbourmaster
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis, lots of girls and boys
Mirrors on the ceiling
They got Bulmers and ice
We are all just visitors here eating wings, theyre nice
And in the masters chamber they gather for the feast
They eat the wings with there dirty hands, and don’t think about the grease
Lat thing I remember I was running for the door
It was eight o clock, couldn’t drink much more
Relax said the barman we are programmed to receive,
But its actually 12.30 now, and you must leave.
(solo)